Please, Don’t Touch Anything Steam store

A brain-racking game about bathroom breaks, screwdrivers and nuclear explosions.

OS	Microsoft® Windows® XP / Vista / 7 / 8
Processor	Any processor with at least 1.0GHz
Memory	512 MB
Graphics	Any card with at least 128MB
Storage	50 MB

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% positive over time

since launch, by month · major update

Mar 2015Nov 2026

Reviews

per day · 23 reviews, peak 3/day

Oct 4Nov 2

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