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IndieSimulationStrategySandboxFunnyWarPhysicsSingleplayer

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Game description

Be the leader of wobblers from ancient lands, spooky places, and fantasy worlds. Watch them fight in simulations made with the wobbliest physics system ever created, make your own wobblers in the unit creator and send your army off to fight your friends in multiplayer.

Basic info

DeveloperLandfall
PublisherLandfall
PlatformsWindows · macOS
Steam DeckVerified
Release dateApr 1, 2021
Price

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Minimum specs

OSWindows 7
ProcessorIntel Core i5-2400 @ 3.1 GHz or AMD FX-6300 @ 3.5 GHz or equivalent
Memory8 GB
GraphicsNVIDIA GeForce GTX 670 or AMD R9 270 (2GB VRAM with Shader Model 5.0 or better)
Storage4 GB
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Review Analysis Score

Based on 369 reviews from the past 1 year

89.4/ 100
Top 20%

Steam rating: Overwhelmingly Positive (98%)

Review analysis summary (Reviewed Oct 20, 2026)

Physics battles between silly armies define Totally Accurate Battle Simulator, which scores 89.4, top 20% of the games we analyzed.

👍 Strengths

194 reviews love it, and some say it fulfilled a childhood dream after years of wanting to play. 32 praise the freedom of sandbox mode, from custom factions and units to community maps. 26 enjoy the strategy of picking and building units, and some say it takes real brain power. Gameplay ranks 42nd of 1396, Content Volume ranks 153rd of 1351, and Multiplayer ranks 122nd of 642.

👎 Where it falls short

18 reviews say performance drops when large numbers of units spawn, and some note it struggles on weak PCs. 17 find the loop repetitive after a while, and some say the humor wears thin. 17 say the developer has stopped updating the game, and some beg for new factions or a sequel. Tech & Support ranks 739th of 1399, and Visuals & Sound ranks 664th of 1249.

Representative reviews Original reviews ↗

“loves the game with high playtime, finds units and physics cool” · 194 reviews
“sandbox mode freedom to create custom factions and units” · 32 reviews
“completed everything, all achievements, sandbox, lasting legacy” · 20 reviews

How it holds up

−50+5

Controls, difficulty, progression and depth
Mentioned in 53% of reviews · Top 5% of the games we've analyzed

Freedom +3.94 · Room to explore, build, and play your own way
Positive “sandbox mode freedom to create custom factions and units” · 32 reviews
Negative “developers ignore player requests for creative freedom” · 3 reviews

Progression 2% · Difficulty 10% · Onboarding 4% · Strategy 25% · Controls & feel 4%

Plot, characters and the world

Not enough data — only 8% of reviews mention this.

World +2.67 · Lore, atmosphere, and how immersive the setting is

Story 2% · Characters 2%

How much there is to do, variety and replay value
Mentioned in 35% of reviews · Top 20% of the games we've analyzed

Volume +2.96 · How much there is to play, including endgame, for the price
Positive “completed everything, all achievements, sandbox, lasting legacy” · 20 reviews
Negative “some unit types from earlier versions are missing” · 7 reviews

Variety 12% · Replayability 10%

Graphics, art style, music and sound
Mentioned in 12% of reviews · Bottom 50% of the games we've analyzed

Visuals +2.85 · Graphics, art style, and animation
Positive “beautiful graphics and art style” · 19 reviews
Negative “animacje są po prostu goofy, dziwaczne” · 1 review

Audio 2%

Playing with others, the community and servers
Mentioned in 12% of reviews · Top 20% of the games we've analyzed

Playing together +3.39 · Fun of playing with friends, teammates, or rivals
Positive “puedes jugar PvP con otros jugadores, jugabilidad creativa y divertida” · 12 reviews

Community 2% · Servers & Connection 1%

Pricing, cheaters, balance and matchmaking
Mentioned in 15% of reviews · Top 30% of the games we've analyzed

Pricing +0.08 · Whether the price, DLC and microtransactions are reasonable, and how much paying gives you an edge
Positive “barley anything specs required, not that expensive at all” · 4 reviews
Negative “price only acceptable on sale” · 14 reviews

Anti-cheat 0% · Balance 4% · Matchmaking 1%

Bugs, performance and developer support
Mentioned in 21% of reviews · Bottom 50% of the games we've analyzed

Developer support -0.11 · Updates, patches, and how devs respond to players
Negative “developers stopped updating the game” · 17 reviews
Positive “massive changes and additions over long development, excellent optimization” · 1 review

Stability 5% · Performance 11%

Grey means too few reviews mention it to trust. — means almost no reviews mention it.

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